Sexy bachata exists only for the women's pleasure. Screw that! Occupy bachata!!

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Soplo

Banned
Look, we men are getting the short end of the stick on sexy bachata and it's pissing me off. I don't dance much bachata, but when I do I just dance it normally. It's a little steamy but nothing overboard. A lot of foot work, open position spins, and every now and then I'll pull her close and manhandle her a bit mostly to keep my street cred. My audience demands it, so I give it to them.... I don't get any type of sexual satisfaction from this.

Then there are the girls that want to get up on my schtick... these girls are very shrewd and know how to get me all worked up... Since it's late and I've had a few drinks, I stupidly do my part and give her what she wants. The song inevitably ends with her panting and she's like, "thanks, see ya!" and walks off totally satisfied; she got to dance with a hot guy and got her 'fix' for the night. Seriously, she probably sleeps like a baby when she gets home.

Back to me... I come home suffering from the worse case of blue balls! I can barely walk as I get home and I'm slamming doors and turning over tables in frustration. And I'm a zen master too. The stillness and peacefulness of my inner sanctuary totally effing ruined! F#*)$!!

Listen, ladies, I don't need your stuff up on me and I certainly don't need to get all worked up. If you want to have sex with me, fine. Let's sexy bachata and come home with me. Otherwise, wth?

It's not fair! You get your satisfaction at our expense. Occupy bachata! This has to stop!!
 
Get over yourself, man.

Girls want to feel sexy and dance sexy. That doesn't mean they want to come home with you. The fact that the dance only last a few minutes is part of the sexiness of bachata. It's a different dance when you have a sexual tension with your partner, but if you're such a horndog that you can't leave it at that, then maybe you have other things to worry about besides your bachata dancing.
 
I'd like to see you go to a tango or kizomba/zouk class and see how you handle the close proximity issue....... Sensual vs sexual?
 
Oh geez, stop taking Soplo so seriously guys! :P

Further there are lines, and whilst I am all for stating that acting/performance/pretence is all part of a good dance, be it Salsa, or in this case Bachata; this is still true.

When you cross said lines, well you enter into perilous territory!
 
soplo said:
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Back to me... I come home suffering from the worse case of blue balls! I can barely walk as i get home and i'm slamming doors and turning over tables in frustration. And i'm a zen master too. The stillness and peacefulness of my inner sanctuary totally effing ruined! F#*)$!!
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TMI :p
 
Soplo,

Think of it that way, darling: Bachata is what the ladies call "A taste"...3 mins of close encounter where you get tested for what might turn into a blue-balls-free-night. If you don't perform well (in your case, seems like you never do), you don't get to go home with your cause of agony.

Also, if you have that much testosterone that you can spare on slamming doors and turning tables, I am sure you can use some of it for your advantage. For example, you can drum on your chest and roar while pumping your veins with hot hot hot blood of which might help you find someone to add some ice balls to your always blue ones.

Don't feel used and unappreciated, it's just selection and adaptation at work.
 
Soplo said:
A lot of foot work, open position spins, and every now and then I'll pull her close and manhandle her a bit mostly to keep my street cred. My audience demands it, so I give it to them.... I don't get any type of sexual satisfaction from this.
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Audience? Are you sure you're still dancing bachata with a partner and not trying to seduce some prey to take home tonight?

Soplo said:
Back to me... I come home suffering from the worse case of blue balls! I can barely walk as I get home and I'm slamming doors and turning over tables in frustration. And I'm a zen master too. The stillness and peacefulness of my inner sanctuary totally effing ruined! F#*)$!!
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And this definitely sounds to me like you either have some non-pg13-rated movie playing in your head or you've got some very wicked way to dance bachata with ladies. In both cases I would suggest a cold shower to take your mind off.
 
lolita said:
Soplo,
If you don't perform well (in your case, seems like you never do), you don't get to go home with your cause of agony.
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Omg, so funny! This line cracked me up all day. Probably cry a little at night tho :( Muah! I need to sexy bachata you to find out what's going wrong! You may be onto something. ;)
 
Just wait until the k word takes over your salsa scene. You ain't seen nothing yet.

Incidentally, the op reminds me of why I have never quite understood the concept of lap dancing. I mean I can understand the short term appeal, but in the long term it seems people are just paying for similar problems mentioned in the op.
 
There are some girls who likes to dance salsa like bachata. i'm not talking about slow romantic moments in the song, when the song forces for partnerwork.
if i like the girl, i go for it, if not as a leader i can decide how to dance. in the first case, I ask the next bachata which is even more fun.
If i dont like her, i dont ask her for bachata. that's that simple.
 
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