DJ Yuca
Son Montuno
As I got grumpier people accused me of being a snob... I said not really. I just listen and I dance how the music makes me feel. This music doesn't make me want to dance salsa. If you order coffee and you get tea, does it make you a snob when you complain?
It's NOT snobbery. Looking down on proper salsa that's commercially successful, looking down on salsa romantica, being intolerant of other Latin music (e.g. bachata or merengue), or only enjoying NY salsa, could reasonably be considered snobbish. But not enjoying R&B salsa for the majority of the night? That's just an inevitable reaction if you're into salsa music as well as dancing. As you say, it does not inspire good salsa dancing.
A lot of people who dance to this music also dislike it and prefer real salsa, they just dance to it because it's forced on them, so don't think you're alone or it's only trainspotters who share these views, there's loads of us out there being ignored by many of the promoters.
Watch your analogy though - I hope you're not implying that tea is inferior to coffee. I'm a man who likes his tea.