Hardly any Cuban voluntarily leaves Germany to go back to Cuba once they have a permanent visa. So I guess it cannot be that bad
Watch out for your stuff. Things "disappear" easily (get stolen). Take a few locks so that you can lock your suitcase in the hotel and lock all valuables and your dance shoes in it, whenever you leave the room.
lol...i was firmly on the side of the german neighbours in that story (needing to get up for work at 7am, with loud parties all night for a month!). i can understand the culture shock to the cuban though - if your neighbour's having a party, you join in. then if you feel like calling in sick to work, you can do that when you wake up at 3pm...everyone at the office will have heard there was a party in your street anyhow, so they wont be expecting you.
re the stealing...after the 'special period' ended in the '90s i never had much problem (before that my ex had his cheap espadrille shoes stolen
off his feet, lol. to be fair, he was passed out cold in the hotel lobby overnight at the time from moonshine rum, and his wallet was untouched. at the time, there was not a pair of shoes to buy in all cuba).
cuban culture is very different to western...it is a true communist country at a very basic philospohical and emotional level. it's absolultely normal for a friend in a bar to simply take his friend's drink out of his hand and drink some, or help himself to a cigarette, without any of the non-verbal cues even the closest of us would use. those cues would come into play if you were taking from a stranger, but you wouldnt expect them to refuse you. any decent cuban (i say 'decent' to distinguish the amazingly wonderful majority, who send more volunteer doctors to warzones
than the rest of the world put together) from the dodgy minority who tourists are unfortunately most likely to meet.
most cubans would never outright steal even in straitened circumstances. however, there's a very strong principle at work, of sharing if you can spare. when i took salsa holidays out there, i used to tell the female students to put their tampons in the hotel safe. they could leave valuables out in the room, but tampons (and sometimes a couple of inches' worth out of a shampoo bottle, or a squirt of perfume) were liable to walk off (particularly since tampons arent available anywhere in havana i could find, and only in one place in varadero, 2 hours' away. and very useful to professional dancers, or anyone who wants to go swimming...). the rationale being: this person is so rich that these things are completely insignificant to them...she'll never even miss it. if i could ask her directly, of course she would just give them to me (as any cuban would). i used to hang out with the chess players in parque central, and beggars would come around and everyone would literally empty their own pockets to give to them. refusal was simply not even a possible option. there was sometimes mild sarcastic grumbling after the person left(particularly in the case of one - i think slightly mentally troubled - lady, who would always ask for money "for food", who weighed about 400lb, lol), but the last cuban peso was always given.
even the 'mani' guys who sell nuts, and are seen to operate a business, which is different from simply 'having' a lot of peanuts, lol, would easily be giving a third of them away. the prevailing ethos is simply generosity/sharing. add to that the fact that most cubans own a maximum of 2 sets of clothes (one to wear/one to wash...tending to be one everyday outfit and one party outfit. sometimes they only have one outfit, which explains the wednesday morning ladies grocery shopping in sequins and hotpants - though fashion tends to the sexy/flashy anyhow). to them, us, with our
four pairs of shoes to last us 2 weeks, have unimaginable, execrable, unnecessary
mountains of pure
stuff. imagine you were Imelda Marcos' best friend, you guys share stuff all the time, she's not there and you borrow one of her shoe horns....that's how it seems. when i moved to cuba with one 20kg suitcase of stuff, my friends were half-excited, half-horrified by how i could have, need or want
so much stuff. and that was knowing this was my entire worldly goods, rather than a holiday bag.
i dont think there's a non-spe******t padlock that could keep a cuban out of your suitcase who wanted to get in. the lock serves to communicate that youre
not cool about 'sharing' your things, lol. i was last in cuba 4 years ago.

in the 4 years before that i took a lot of salsa holidays out there, and neither they nor i had anything (other than tampons) stolen (with the exception of a long, super-complicated scam by a 'friend' to steal my laptop, which wouldnt affect a tourist). there are some street-snatches of expensive-looking cameras etc, so i wouldnt recommend carrying them openly, though the police usually catch the offenders and return the stuff. if someone steals something significant from you in a hotel, i'd suggest loudly and angrily complaining to the manager that you are going across the street for a coffee, and if the dance shoes which were
the last thing your beloved dead grandmother ever gave you are not back in your room within two hours you will call the police. (police are
very efficient, and prison sentences are
very high. if anyone starts to cry, harden your evil western heart and verbally apologise/be nice, whilst looking certain to carry out the threat. manager may threaten to sack the maid, but certainly wont).
salsa alemana's right, you have to be very careful with bar and restaurant bills, which will be padded 90%+ of the time (and when you confront the person, they will become furiously angry, for some reason, lol).
at the end of the day, the way to enjoy cuba is to think of possessions as just stuff...which they are, and plans as made to be broken...which is when all the best things happen anyhow.
