i was in a very modern fast-food place in cairo, high up with a great view of a very modern, busy street, with lots of shiny offices, international cafes and traffic. was watching the world go by, when amongst the taxis, mercedes, fiats etc...
...trots a horse and cart. more correctly, a cart drawn by one big horse, and one tiny donkey next to it, half its size. so far, so fairly normal by cairo standards. but on the back of the little cart was a whole garden...
the cart measured about 2 metres square, and was completely full of 8' tall palm trees and other green pot plants.
unfortunately, the other something nice has a mildly unhappy ending, lol:
i was in same fast-food place having given in to my fiteer craving (fiteer: imagine a pizza made of layers of thin pastry which is like a cross between crepe, filo and flaky pastry, and can be filled and topped with either sweet or savoury yummy things. only about 3,000 calories a pop, dont worry, lol).
i ordered fiteer with cream, jam and nuts, and specifically asked the waiter in good arabic, which he repeated back to me, not to let the kitchen do me any kindnesses by adding anything extra, because i dont like some ingredients. (if the waiter, or the cook, thinks youre attractive, or polite, or may be in possession of a v*gina, he'll give you extra toppings for free as a chivalrous gesture).
my delicious fiteer arrived, piping hot. jam and cream and a light dusting of icing sugar on top: check. maybe theyve forgotten the chopped pistachio nuts, but i can live with that. but no....the nuts were inside the fiteer. along with - wait for it -
custard and
desiccated coconut and a shedload of extra sugar. my pheromones were just too strong to repel the unwanted additional toppings, lol.
so, the fiteer-related something nices were: 1) fiteer...nom, nom, nom and 2) serious attempt at kindness. mildly diluted by having to apologetically send the inedible uber-fiteer back, and wait for a new one. which came without nuts. by then, i couldnt stand any more long-lashed stares of adoration, so i got it take-away, and it was cold/slightly rubbery by the time i go home (though god knows how with an air temperature of 32C, lol).