The Last Word Thread (was: Seems all threads always end...)

Good effort, but you are reaching too far ;)

Resistance is futile (if < 1ohm)

Do you know why a white bear can dissolve in water?
Because he's polar.

A horse walks into a bar... Bartender says "Why the long face?"
A man walked into a bar..... ouch.
What did the bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
What did the dune say to the other dune?
How you dune?
What did the bean say to the dune?
How you bean dune.
What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?
Wet feet.
What color is a monster?
What color is a little monster?
Baby Boo.

I lost several IQ points creating this post.

Aaaw, come on, this is a judgement-free zone! (As in you have to leave your better judgement at the door to enter - haha, how many IQ points did I loose for that one?). I like the "how you bean" - sounds like stuff my son says :)
We've got to find a thread where Bear can dance is posting, and drop the polar joke in :eyebrow:
For my sins I laughed quite a bit at
Do you know why a white bear can dissolve in water?
Because he's polar.

Fish swims into a wall, and says, damn...
Two fish in a tank - one says to the other - how do you drive this thing?
i've had three different threads now that i wanted to reply in, but didn't do it, because i'm afraid i might derail the thread. Also my reply would be more a reply on someone elses reply without answering the question of the original poster :(
Luckily, fat chance i can derail this one.


Now this one will stop.
Wonderful come back, and quite true. Groaning, but laughing. So i guess it's two jokes?
Why did the polar bears not swim in the water... and why did the lonely polar bear swim in the water?:rolleyes:
Almost there. To finish it off (and kill the thread):
Why could apolar bear not swim in water ? Because he was a Lewis base.
Man, the things that happen whilst I'm on vacation, completely out of contact. The world starts collapsing around me and this thread gets populated with more jokes of questionable quality. :)
I protest:

Que tu me tiene temblando de noche y de día
Tu me hiciste brujería
Me quiere mandar para la tumba fría
Tu me hiciste brujería
Brrrrrrrruuuuuja, bruuuuuja, brujita
Tu me hiciste brujería
Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, demonio
Tu me hiciste brujería ]

it's halloween and salsa is in spanish
so I wanna have the last word!!

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