Best T-Shirt Quotes....

[peachexploration]

Was reading through some magazine just now and found some T-shirt quotes that gave me a chuckle.

1. NOT NOW!
I'm working the room.
2. I'M SCIZOPHRENIC
And So Am I :twisted:
3. I'M A Salsera and I do my own stunts! :shock: :lol:

Have you noticed any funny T-shirts lately? :)

[Wicked Salsero]

i had someone make me a t-shirt which said

"Shut up and Salsa , you can rest during the merengue songs"

i have 1st seen it on ugottasalsa.com

[peachexploration]

..."Shut up and Salsa , you can rest during the merengue songs"... :lol: :lol:

[Miami Rueda dancer]

I have a black shirt that I wear to salsa alot, it says "Rueda dancers do it with everyone" :)

[peachexploration]

That's a cute one too. I like that one. :)

[Miami Rueda dancer]

I like your avatar peach! :)

[peachexploration]

Thanks, MRD! It's a print called "Moved by the Music IV" by Alfred Gockel. :D

[peachexploration]

There's too much blood in my alcohol system.

:P

[Nickie p]

A friend has a t-shirt that says

MISSING

HUSBAND AND DOG - LAST SEEN ON FRIDAY NIGHT

£200 REWARD FOR RETURN OF DOG!

[peachexploration]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Too funny!

[DieZel]

I've seen a couple of times "I'm With Stupid" label on a T-shirt. And of course an arrow, pointing at the man next to the T-shirt owner.

[DeeplyDippy]

Given the number of Che tshirts, I was very taken with a tshirt featuring David Hasslehoff as Che, complete with beret :D

[mambonewb]

Some t-shirt quotes I've come across:

Psycho Bunny
A little drama never hurt anyone
Donate blood, you selfish b*st*rd (they work for the Red Cross)
You're a bad boy -- go to my room
I love nerds!
It's not me, it's you!

[pr]

There's too much blood in my alcohol system.

:P
I just noticed this! :P I think it is funny!!! :lol: :lol:

[salsapeter6]

salsa virus inside this body

on 1? on 2? whatever

i've got one shirt from edie the salsafreak
'born to save you from thythmic incompetence

[yola]

i'm on a seafood diet.
i see food then i eat it

[memphis salsero]

I haven't lifted weights since the 9th grade

[lunohodov]

"I am an explosives expert. If you see me running just try to be as fast as me"

[Lockstep]

i like the ones from salsachillout.com myself:

...over my cross body

and

'spot here' (with a dot)

simple but nice imho

[DeeplyDippy]

Sad bunny that I am, I've had a T Shirt made with "Playa no more" on it.

I was tempted to have "Yeah, right" put on the back :lol:

[peachexploration]

.....I was tempted to have "Yeah, right" put on the back :lol: :lol: :lol: I think you should do it. ;) :lol:

[DeeplyDippy]

.....I was tempted to have "Yeah, right" put on the back :lol: :lol: :lol: I think you should do it. ;) :lol:
I'll never get another dance :D

[peachexploration]

You will if they have a sense of humor. :D

[praecantricis]

I have a skinny 'over my cross body' T shirt. Love it but also feel a bit silly wearing it...

[salsero]

One of these days I'm gonna get this one printed...

I've upped by dancing level. Up yours!

[salsachinita]

;) Here's one I made*:

Front: "Salsa Stalker..........I won't stop....."

Back: ".......'til I get that dance!"

Needless to say, I got a lot of dances out of it 8) ...........

*I bought the t-shirt which had "Stalker" on it*

[Sia]

My favourite dancepartners (two girls) gave me a poloshirt as xmas present which says - written in a big pimpy font, all over the back -

"SALSA PIMP"

[DeeplyDippy]

"SALSA PIMP"
Get a nice purple felt hat to go with it :D

Welcome to Salsa Forums, SOn1 !

[Terremoto]

I just got a shirt for christmas that has a quote on it from James Brown; it says: "Any problem can be solved with dancing" and then it has a picture of James Brown. Its bright yellow - I love it.

[peachexploration]

"SALSA PIMP"
Get a nice purple felt hat to go with it :D :lol: :lol:

Welcome to Salsa Forums, SOn1 ! DITTO! :)

[memphis salsero]

Ok it is not a t-shirt quote, but it could be. I once asked a friend what they loved most about salsa dancing, and they replied with:

"Touching men! You get to touch 25 men in one night and stay vertical, its wonderful"

[Sia]

"SALSA PIMP"
Get a nice purple felt hat to go with it :D

Welcome to Salsa Forums, SOn1 !

:P - will be hard to find one of those. Or are there special pimp-stores? Thanks ...

There is a story behind this. In my town there are much more Salseras than Salseros, whereever I go I mostly have two or three sometimes four girls with 8) me or in my car .... so .... I'm da Pimp :D

[Terremoto]

"SALSA PIMP"
Get a nice purple felt hat to go with it :D

Welcome to Salsa Forums, SOn1 !

:P - will be hard to find one of those. Or are there special pimp-stores? Thanks ...

There is a story behind this. In my town there are much more Salseras than Salseros, whereever I go I mostly have two or three sometimes four girls with 8) me or in my car .... so .... I'm da Pimp :D

Damn!! I think I need to move to Germany!!!

[Salsagem]

Someone from my group came up with this for a woman's t-shirt

"Feel the rhythm, not me"

Just a gentle reminder for those sleazy guys :D

[theamoebaman]

Got a friend a printed shirt for her B-day which said:

"Salsa dancers do it anytime, anyplace and with anyone"

I saw a hilarious one which had printed on the front (with the spacing).

"kee ptry ingt orea dth iswh ilei sta reat yo urt its"

Hilarious. Was gonna get one but they didn't have my size.

Have another friend from salsa with a T-shirt which says "Can't Dance"

[salsita]

"SALSA PIMP"
Get a nice purple felt hat to go with it :D

Welcome to Salsa Forums, SOn1 !

:P - will be hard to find one of those. Or are there special pimp-stores? Thanks ...

There is a story behind this. In my town there are much more Salseras than Salseros, whereever I go I mostly have two or three sometimes four girls with 8) me or in my car .... so .... I'm da Pimp :D

Damn!! I think I need to move to Germany!!!

LOL, Terremoto!!! Actually all of these are really funny!

[Discochick]

Enchufla!

Bless you!!

[peachexploration]

Enchufla!

Bless you!! :lol: :lol:

[salsita]

Enchufla!

Bless you!! :lol: :lol:

hahahaha

[salsita]

Ok I just happened to come across a funny T-shirt today... it read:

Salseros like it
quick, quick, slow

Lol kind of a bad one! But funny :)

[pr]

I have seen Capibaribe wearing a T-shirt that said "Spot here" with a large spot on it... :P

[DeeplyDippy]

Two recent T Shirt purchases :D

http://www.salsa.my-site.me.uk/images/Newsletter/TShirts.jpg

http://www.salsa.my-site.me.uk/images/Newsletter/TShirts.jpg

[sweavo]

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful
... hate me because I've got big boobs"

made me chuckle...

[DeeplyDippy]

I shall be having another one made up this week with

<lead>

on the front and, obviously,

</lead>

on the back ;)

[salcero2005]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a398/salcero/on2.jpg

http://www.bailabrand.com/art/shm_brn_ontu.gif

http://www.bailabrand.com/art/shm_blk_mambomath.gif

[Jolinia]

One of the teachers at a congress was wearing a top that read

"Sí, me encantaría bailar contigo!"

- Made me smile :D and think, yeah, I need one of those! ;)

[PropriedadDeClubDenbow]

"Seeking: dance partner"

"Lead, follow, or GET OFF the dancefloor!"

"Eye contact, please";-)

"Right now, I'd rather be at salsa"

:D

[noobster]

This is my favorite salsa shirt:

http://www.salsawearhouse.com/DSC01853.JPG

Unfortunately the font is hard to read, especially in a dark club.

I would get another one if they would fix the font and maybe put it on a tank top (I like my shoulders bare when I salsa, it makes for better ventilation).

[DeeplyDippy]

Unfortunately the font is hard to read, especially in a dark club.

I agree, I'd have a hard time reading that ...

[sweavo]

Unfortunately the font is hard to read, especially in a dark club.

I agree, I'd have a hard time reading that ...

Hey! Are you staring I my norks?
Am I? Let me get my glasses...

[miércoles]

This is my favorite salsa shirt:

http://www.salsawearhouse.com/DSC01853.JPG

Unfortunately the font is hard to read, especially in a dark club.



:lol:

I very much liking logo of t-shirt. It me making laugh very big.

[Ron Obvious]

Not salsa related, but I once saw a guy on the street with a T-shirt with the following text:
"Serial killers are people too"

[hookmeup]

Enchufla!

Bless you!!



Where can I buy this t-shirt?

I can't find it anywhere on-line. It is hilarious.

[peachexploration]

Not sure but Irmax may have it. See :arrow: http://www.salsaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=1795

[DeeplyDippy]

I'm liking this :-

http://www.crazydogtshirts.com/catalog/squirrel%20add.jpg

http://www.crazydogtshirts.com/catalog/squirrel%20add.jpg

[desire]

-This body is infected with the salsavirus.
-I lead, u follow, 'nuff said !
-I love salsa !
-THE LEADER , follow me and u'll be fine.
-SALSA, my way or no way!

Those are mine :)

[PropriedadDeClubDenbow]

I'm liking this :-

http://www.crazydogtshirts.com/catalog/squirrel%20add.jpg

http://www.crazydogtshirts.com/catalog/squirrel%20add.jpg
I just love this T-...
Oh, here's another squirrel!
http://www.billybear4kids.com/animal/whose-toes/squirrel1.jpg

[Jambo]

I like squirrels :D






What were we talking about? :?

[PropriedadDeClubDenbow]

What were we talking about? :?
Who is here anyway? :D

[DeeplyDippy]

What were we talking about? :?
Who is here anyway? :D

Beware the squirrel ...

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=12131243

[PropriedadDeClubDenbow]

-This body is infected with the salsavirus.
-I lead, u follow, 'nuff said !
-I love salsa !
-THE LEADER , follow me and u'll be fine.
-SALSA, my way or no way!

Those are mine :)
U have them all? Did you get them from cafepress, btw? I this I saw some of them there.

[desire]

I had them custommade with the name of my danceschool on the back.

[PropriedadDeClubDenbow]

I had them custommade with the name of my danceschool on the back.
Ah, i see. Nice :)

[AndrewS]

I like squirrels :D






What were we talking about? :?

One of the guys in my class has a t-shirt with picture of a squirrel holding a hazelnut on it. The squirrel is saying "Are you staring at my nuts?"

[irishgirl]

does anyone know of a custom made to order t-shirt place for salsa t-shirts. (ok that makes little sense but i'm hoping you can understand)

i have something i want printed on one but i really don't think i'll find it anywhere :) ! it's a bit :o

[SDsalsaguy]

You could try cafepress.com

[irishgirl]

thanks

[SDsalsaguy]

No problem, and hope it helps/meets your needs.

[miércoles]

My new t-shirt (one for the German members) ....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v720/ricvic/insel.jpg

[Jolinia]

Miercoles, that one's funny :lol: :lol: :lol:

[miércoles]

This is my latest one ...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v720/ricvic/casinero05.jpg

... my instructor loved it when I turned up to class in it.

[Gemini1357]

Hmm.., didn't I see this at SF already?

"If you can read this, you're not spinning me fast enough"

[Wild One]

Hi, well I ve seen a guy with a T-shirt, which said:

SALSA DANCING: The most fun you will ever have with your clothes on

and there was another:

SALSA: Sensual Activities Lead to Serious Addictions

I would like that one
:)

[tj]

Rugkutta usually has some sort of witty salsa T-shirt on. (If he reads this thread, I'm sure he'll mention some of the better ones.) He had one that looked similar to the Burger King symbol with a witty twist to it. (Sorry, I've forgotten exactly what it said.)

[Nolan]

My coworker have a T-shirt printed this message on it
"Hey man stop ask questions"

[TrulyMadlyAmanda]

i was walking along a London street once drinking a can of diet coke, which i promptly spit-up over myself laughing when i saw a guy with this t-shirt:

"Masturbation is not a crime"

i also like:

"Cover me with honey, and throw me to the Lesbians"

[opm1s6]

Spin me until I puke

[SnowDancer]

"I don't speak Spanish, but I can hear the clave."

[dobo]

Check out pitaste.com for a lot of designs!

[Francisco]

I had a shirt made that said: Please say yes :D

[ssol]

hello
do you have some salsa t-shirt, that says something about salsa? o maybe you dream about some t-shirt like this? it's so intresting for me because i try to make some internet store with salsa t-shirts, i am a salsa dancer too but my taste it's my taste, so y try to know what others like.

[timberamayor]

I make all my own salsa shirts by hand, most are related to a specific band. Some favorites
Got Timba?
Pa' comer y pa' llevar
Qué buena está la máquina
Charangueate
Enduuuulzate (referring to Pupy's version of Disco Azúcar)
Tranquilo...(front side) Que yo controlo(back side)
HdP (front side) Europa 2009 (back side)
and of course the piece of resistance...
Timba o muerte (front side) venceremos! (backside)

[olamalam]

Are you going to post 1 free tshirt to the owner of the idea? Otherwise no new idea for you ;)

The Rules of Salsa Club.
1st RULE: You do not talk about SALSA CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about SALSA CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the dance is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a dance.
5th RULE: One dance at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Dance will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at SALSA CLUB, you HAVE to dance.

[timberamayor]

Are you going to post 1 free tshirt to the owner of the idea? Otherwise no new idea for you ;)

The Rules of Salsa Club.
1st RULE: You do not talk about SALSA CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about SALSA CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the dance is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a dance.
5th RULE: One dance at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Dance will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at SALSA CLUB, you HAVE to dance.
:cheers:

[chrisk]

hello
do you have some salsa t-shirt, that says something about salsa? o maybe you dream about some t-shirt like this? it's so intresting for me because i try to make some internet store with salsa t-shirts, i am a salsa dancer too but my taste it's my taste, so y try to know what others like.

Welcome to SF, ssol!

I've moved your post and the respones by my fellow members, since we've already got this old thread, that your post perfectly fits in. If you take a look at the previous posts, you will see the various quotes that people have read on shirts.

[ssol]

Timberamayor, nice idea to use phrases from songs! especially i like Tranquilo...Que yo controlo!
i don't remember exactly... Mueve este ritmo con tremenda sabrosura or Mueve tu cintura con tremenda sabrosura...i think i will do some t-shirts with this phrase.
Olamalam, unfortunately i can't :) becuase i opened my stores on a base of print company...i create designs, manage my store, promote and the company handle payment processing, printing, shipping and other customer service...i have not headaches and they delivery worldwide:) And your rules are very nice!
thanks for nice ideas! So, now i will make some t-shirts with phrases, because for example me...i have more graphic designs, for example:
http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/79/y6cpk.jpghttp://img269.imageshack.us/img269/5583/wd1xb.jpghttp://img696.imageshack.us/img696/3355/vm666.jpghttp://img714.imageshack.us/img714/252/lugc5.jpg
http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/8377/salsashoesp167970903429.jpghttp://img543.imageshack.us/img543/1263/salsaspeckcasep17672308.jpg

[azana]

'Your Tent Or Mine?'


(when in Africa...)

[azana]

I did like the t-shirt a guy was wearing to the workshops at Sydney Latin Festival: How's My Dancing? Call 92-3596

[olamalam]

Here's one I hated:
Remember my name, you'll be screaming it after the dance.
I saw this on a Guy in stars of salsa.

[timberamayor]

Here's one I hated:
Remember my name, you'll be screaming it after the dance.
I saw this on a Guy in stars of salsa.

I rarely ask a guy's name when we dance for the first time. If we dance several times, eventually it comes up.

I have a couple more lyrics I want to get onto a t-shirt such as
Vengo a la manera k tú quieres k yo venga
Sin jockey sin freno
on the front de π on the back 3,14
oh and maybe something like vengo resbaloso, suavecito y peligroso but not sure if those are supposed to be adverbs (cause they seem to be modifying vengo) or adjectives.

[randomguy1992]

Azana - that is hilarious! I wonder if he got a bunch of random people texting him...