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Jambo
01-18-2007, 08:19 AM
Bit of childish fun :D

Well, we've all heard of Edie 'The Salsafreak', Liquid Silver, Super Mario ect So why can't we have a cool 'dancing name' ?

According to the following, from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.

Follow the instructions to find your new name.

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = zippy
n = pinky
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
new last name:

a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Jambo
01-18-2007, 08:21 AM
Booby Girdle-Sniffer at your service :D

AndrewD
01-18-2007, 08:29 AM
I'm not sure I'm happy about this...

Gidget Apple-Honker :shock:

Jambo
01-18-2007, 08:32 AM
I'm not sure I'm happy about this...

Gidget Apple-Honker :shock:


I like it, it suits you :D

Swannie
01-18-2007, 08:47 AM
Loopy Chuckle-chunks! :)

Jambo
01-18-2007, 08:51 AM
Loopy Chuckle-chunks! :)


Too cute!! :D

MacMoto
01-18-2007, 08:53 AM
Hello, my name is Dinky Waffle-Brain.

Jambo
01-18-2007, 08:57 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Hiya Dinky!!

peachexploration
01-18-2007, 11:20 AM
Fluffy Liver-Tush! :shock: Actually, that's not far from the truth. :?

EDIT: I did it wrong. It's really Fluffy Apple- Brain. :roll: :lol:

SDsalsaguy
01-18-2007, 11:52 AM
Pinky Apple-Lips at your service!

Jambo
01-18-2007, 12:03 PM
Well a Pinky and a Fluffy moderator, what more could we ask for? :D

SDsalsaguy
01-18-2007, 12:17 PM
I don't really go by my first "name" thank you very much, just Apple-Lips. ;)

Jambo
01-18-2007, 12:23 PM
OK Pinky, you're the boss!! :D

MacMoto
01-18-2007, 12:46 PM
I don't really go by my first "name" thank you very much, just Apple-Lips. ;)
Yeah it should have been Purple Apple-Lips ;)

SDsalsaguy
01-18-2007, 12:47 PM
:roll:

Jambo
01-18-2007, 01:42 PM
There a a few Apples on here, are you lot all a bit fruity? :raisebrow:

peachexploration
01-18-2007, 03:15 PM
I am. Well, sort of. My name is Peach, 'ya know. ;)

ville
01-18-2007, 03:35 PM
BOOBIE CHICKEN-BUTT!

I'm sexy!

Jambo
01-18-2007, 03:40 PM
BOOBIE CHICKEN-BUTT!

I'm sexy!

You certainly are :D
From a fellow Boobie ;)

eL_tRio
01-18-2007, 04:06 PM
Zippy Bubble-Head :shock:

praecantricis
01-18-2007, 04:50 PM
Hello, my name is Dinky Waffle-Brain.

Mac we're related! Say hello to Poopsie Waffle-Brain.

We could do an all girl salsa shine act as 'The Waffle-Brain Project' or something....

salsachinita
01-18-2007, 09:47 PM
Guess wot:

I'm Crusty Bubble-Pants!!!!

:shock: :shock: :shock:

SDsalsaguy
01-18-2007, 10:07 PM
Funny, but you don't look like a "Crusty" ;)

salsachinita
01-18-2007, 10:33 PM
I know..... it's more of a clown name rather than a salsa stage name :lol: :lol: :lol: .........

*now all I need is a funny clown emoticon ;) *

lolita
01-19-2007, 01:07 AM
Boobie Cootie Buns :D
this book knows better LOl

MacMoto
01-19-2007, 03:46 AM
We could do an all girl salsa shine act as 'The Waffle-Brain Project' or something....
:lol: :lol: :lol: That's just too good not to happen...

salsero
01-19-2007, 04:09 AM
Well, we've all heard of Edie 'The Salsafreak', Liquid Silver, Super Mario ect So why can't we have a cool 'dancing name' ?

Those names are "cool"? :shock: :D

What's the worst salsa pseudonym you've heard - "Tamambo and Salsara" is pretty bad. Edie the "Salsafreak" is up there too.

Jambo
01-19-2007, 07:24 AM
Well, we've all heard of Edie 'The Salsafreak', Liquid Silver, Super Mario ect So why can't we have a cool 'dancing name' ?

Those names are "cool"? :shock: :D

No, (hence the absence of a 'too' at the end ;)) it was just my poor attempt at making this salsa related :lol: :lol: :lol: but all the names above are pretty cool though :D Are you not going to tell us yours? :(

Jolinia
11-28-2007, 09:54 AM
This is much more fun than work, so I thought I'd revive the thread.

Sincerely,
Pinky Bubble-Brain ;)

sirenita
11-29-2007, 02:24 PM
Snotty Bubble-Sniffer! :shock:

sweavo
11-30-2007, 03:37 AM
The name'sh Appleschniffer... Crushty Appleschniffer

Morena
11-30-2007, 06:25 AM
Pinky Apple Buns :lol:

nowhiteshoes
11-30-2007, 07:18 AM
buttercup apple-brain. im well pleased 'cos i did it wrong at 1st glance and it read: butercup toilet-face :shock: when i got it wrong.

chrisk
12-01-2007, 06:47 AM
Loopy Chickenjuice! :shock:

peachexploration
12-01-2007, 09:47 AM
http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/spezial/Fool/hah.gif
Loopy Chickenjuice! :shock:

Morena
12-01-2007, 10:09 AM
Loopy Chickenjuice! :shock:

:lol: :rocker:

El Caobo
12-12-2007, 01:03 PM
Jambo, you've done me in!

For my real name and last name, my stage name is: Loopy Apple-Brain, at your service! :lol: :lol: :lol:

For my DJ name, El Caobo, it is: Boobie Apple-Mouth.

Hmmm, don't know which I prefer. Is it best to have an apple brain or an apple mouth? Probably mouth, huh?